Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do automobiles fly?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?