What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?