Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?