What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why are goats so funny?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?