How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do insects learn at school?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?