Why are goats so funny?
They're always kidding around.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How are teens like cats?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?