Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?