Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What words make the best athletes?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How long do chickens work?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?