What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is money so stubborn?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?