What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How did the tree get lost?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?