What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is the definition of Robin?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why does Jesus drive so much?