What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?