What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?