What's a bat's favorite game?
Batminton.
How do frogs get to work?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are winter days great?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How do hurricanes see?