Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
It's very appealing.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?