What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Getting lost.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?