Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Because her bark was worse than her bite.
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Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why is the piano so hard to open?