Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
There were thousands of degrees packed in there.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How are mountains able to see?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?