What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the friendliest pen?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?