What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Can February March?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?