What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
The Cranberries.
Why do bees buzz?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?