Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What horn never makes a sound?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?