Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?