Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How is cat food sold?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What is a king's favorite weather?