What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?