What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How do birds threaten one another?