Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do all the planets get along?
How was the wedding?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?