Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where would you find an elephant?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?