What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
A moo-ving van.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?