Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do bees chew?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?