What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do cats wear to work?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is a computer so smart?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?