Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
It was a sacrifice Bundt™.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What sports are both plant-based?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How did the pirate call his mother?
How do chickens leave the highway?
