Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
What do you call hiking college students?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do cats eat for breakfast?