How do horses navigate at night?
By saddle light.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?