What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How does a barber get to work?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?