What does Rudolph call his wife?
Rein-dear.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?