Why are sheep such great pranksters?
They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?