Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Because people always hit nails on the head.
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
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What are rental cars called in Spain?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?