How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?