Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?