What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How do fleas travel?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What time does everyone love to drink?