What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
What's a dog's favorite city?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What animal always goes to heaven?