Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What horn never makes a sound?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do trees say when autumn comes?