Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?