Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Well, they've been running all day!
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?