I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
