What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Families are like fudge.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do math teachers love March?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the tallest building in the world?