Why did the shepherd quit his job?
He was hired to herd cats.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of bird can write?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do frogs keep their money?