What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?