What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?