What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you give a sick pig?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the sickly elevator say?