Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What fish sings the best?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you give a sick pig?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are ghosts always single?