Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which animal will never go bald?