Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
How do fleas travel?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?