How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do nosey peppers do?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What condiment has wings?
How do you wash a lamb?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?