What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you compliment a cat?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How long will dinner be?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?