What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the bee sad?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?