What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?