What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?